| AFL | AVG | GAMES | HNDCP |
| Chopper | 148 | 96 | 47 |
| Mr. Luckyboots | 133 | 56 | 60 |
| Corny | 168 | 58 | 29 |
| Ike Jones | 129 | 86 | 64 |
| Shoval Manuts | 150 | 69 | 45 |
| Jessica | 99 | 3 | 91 |
| Mr. Meat | 128 | 43 | 65 |
| Roxy | 116 | 42 | 76 |
| Mitch | 135 | 4 | 59 |
| Team | 134 | 59 |
| Dirty Undies | AVG | GAMES | HNDCP |
| Jackie Treehorn | 138 | 99 | 56 |
| Jeebas | 121 | 66 | 71 |
| Liam O'Brien | 142 | 35 | 52 |
| The Crusher | 119 | 76 | 73 |
| Matt Chiang | 144 | 6 | 51 |
| Jocelynyrballs | 142 | 41 | 52 |
| Walter Sobchak | 166 | 23 | 31 |
| Bunnie Lajoya | 98 | 19 | 91 |
| Karl Hungus | 107 | 14 | 84 |
| Team | 131 | 62 |
| Meal of Pain | AVG | GAMES | HNDCP |
| Bryce Cakes | 144 | 90 | 51 |
| Mac n Steve | 126 | 33 | 67 |
| T Jones Steak | 161 | 42 | 35 |
| Deenish | 76 | 36 | 112 |
| Kraigs Benedict | 145 | 40 | 50 |
| Irish Stout | 124 | 19 | 69 |
| Chow Layne | 94 | 14 | 95 |
| Jim Chi Sauce | 111 | 9 | 80 |
| PB & Kelly | 99 | 7 | 91 |
| Chic Laurentine | 102 | 11 | 88 |
| Pi Nicole Ada | 114 | 1 | 77 |
| Cup o' Joe | 167 | 2 | 30 |
| ElimePie | 120 | 1 | 72 |
| The Chef | 175 | 5 | 22 |
| Team | 126 | 67 |
| Season Series (as of 11/30/2008) | |
| Dirty Undies | 5 |
| AFL | 11 |
| Meal of Pain | 15 |
| T.C. | 0 |
| Season Ends 2/22/2009 | |
| 2007 Season (ended 02/25/2008) | |
| Dirty Undies | 16 |
| AFL | 17 |
| Meal of Pain | 15 |
| 2006 Season (ended 02/25/2007) | |
| Dirty Undies | 21 |
| AFL | 26 |